“Today, Dr. Fauci gave his final White House briefing before his retirement. He was like, ‘This is my last day, so if you want to inject bleach, go nuts.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Dr. Anthony Fauci today gave what is likely his last coronavirus briefing before retiring at the end of the year. And you can tell he’s kinda given up, because he gave the briefing from a rave.” — SETH MEYERS
“Dr. Fauci is 81 years old. Today, Biden was like, ‘Congrats on your early retirement.’” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
Stephen Colbert addressed the issues plaguing this year’s World Cup on Tuesday’s “Late Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
The “Dead to Me” star Linda Cardellini will stop by “The Late Late Show” on Wednesday night.