5 Reasons Why Democrats, Not Trump, Are Literally Hitler

The similarities are too shocking to ignore

Democrats and their media allies have been comparing Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler since 2015. It didn’t work. It never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but… it might work now?

Liberal activist Larry David wrote an op-ed for the New York Times last month comparing Trump to Hitler, which a Times editor described as “different.” One day later, Politico published an “exclusive” interview with former vice president Al Gore, who “compared President Donald Trump’s administration to Nazi Germany.” A blogger at MSNBC slammed Trump for governing “in a fashion reminiscent of Nazi Germany.” On Easter, the Atlantic ran an op-ed by a Hitler historian about the Nazi dictator’s fondness for tariffs.

These efforts by liberal journalists and politicians to equate Trump with Hitler can be dismissed as partisan nonsense. What these comparisons fail to take into account are the many ways that Democrats are literally just like Hitler, according to an actual historical analysis based on objective facts. Here are five reasons why Democrats are the same as, if not worse than, Adolf Hitler.

1) Fascist fashion

Hitler loved tan suits because they symbolize authoritarian power. Paying homage to Hitler is arguably the one reason why anyone would ever wear a tan suit, but that’s exactly what Kamala Harris did on the first day of the Democratic convention in 2024. Barack Obama and Joe Biden have also worn tan suits.

2) Anti-capitalist canines

Hitler loved dogs almost as much as he hated capitalism. Sounds familiar? Elizabeth Warren, the anti-capitalist senator from Massachusetts, got a golden retriever before running for president in 2020. Coincidence? Almost certainly not. Warren named the dog Bailey, presumably after the character Miranda Bailey from Grey’s Anatomy, whose nickname was “The Nazi.”

3) Fearsome beards

After the successful D-Day invasion in 1944, U.S. intelligence officers grew concerned that Hitler would attempt to flee Germany in disguise. He might grow a beard, they feared. So they hired a makeup artist to create altered portraits of the Nazi dictator with various hairstyles. For reasons that defy innocent explanation, two politically ambitious Democrats—Pete Buttigieg and Chris Murphy—have both grown beards over the past few weeks.

4) Terrible Trains

Hitler, like the Democratic Party, was obsessed with high-speed rail. After seizing power in Germany, the Nazi leader ordered the initial construction of the Breitspurbahn, a state-of-the-art railway system that could accommodate speeds of up to 120 miles per hour. Democrats want to build a similar train network across the United States. In 2011, for example, Barack Obama proposed spending $53 billion to create a “national high-speed rail and intercity passenger rail network.”

5) Virulent anti-Semitism

Hitler didn’t like Jews, which is why his name is often invoked by Hamas goons and other terrorists who want to destroy Israel. A journalist for BBC Arabic was recently exposed for threatening to “shoot the Jews” and “burn [them] as Hitler did” on his Facebook page. Democrats and their allies at elite universities are afraid to condemn the Jew-hating Hamas sympathizers wreaking havoc on campuses across the country. Kamala Harris chose Tim Walz as a running mate because the more sensible option, Pennsylvania governor Josh Shapiro, is Jewish and opposes terrorism. Al Sharpton, the notorious agitator who provoked an anti-Semitic riot in Brooklyn, remains an influential power broker in Democratic Party politics.