Trump makes childhood dreams come true, liberals outraged.
The Al Green scandal no one’s talking about.
U.S. Senator tickles boy in disturbing video.
Hunter Biden needs a hug.
It’s Friday, March 7, 2025
Donald Trump made history again this week by giving the longest speech by any president to a joint session of Congress. Democrats also made history with their sad display of performative outrage, the worst of its kind since 2020, when party leaders protested racism by wearing African kente cloth and kneeling together in a socially distanced formation.“There is absolutely nothing I can do to make them happy,” Trump said. “It’s just very sad.” It was very sad, especially when Democrats proved him right by refusing to stand and applaud for DJ Daniel, a 13-year-old battling brain cancer who loves the police and wants to be an officer when he grows up. They just sat there, sulking in silence when Trump made Daniel an honorary member of the U.S. Secret Service, and the young man beamed with joy as he lifted his new badge over his head in triumph as Republicans cheered. His proud father hoisted him aloft.
Worst of the week (part 1): MSNBC hosts Rachel Maddow and Nicolle Wallace for crapping all over Daniel’s magical evening. Maddow, who earns $25 million to appear on television one night a week, slammed the “disgusting … spectacle,” while the rabidly unhinged Wallace said she hoped Daniel would grow up to be a cop who doesn’t kill himself after having to “defend the United States Capitol against Donald Trump’s supporters.”
Worst of the week (part 2): Democratic congressman Al Green, who represents Daniel’s home district in southwest Houston, was ejected from the chamber for obnoxious heckling (and arthritic cane shaking) long before his constituent was honored. Democrats rallied to Green’s defense, and sang “We Shall Overcome” on Thursday after the House voted to censure Green for his outburst.
The Al Green scandal no one’s talking about: The congressman is 77 years old, does not identify as a woman, and has a ponytail. In addition to being disgusting, Green’s ponytail is also an egregious example of cultural appropriation that dishonors the legacy of Boomer hippies who did too much LSD in the late 1960s, and other marginalized communities.Cancer kid, canceled: Democrats pounced and seized on Daniel after some tenacious internet sleuths uncovered disturbing details about the adorable cop fan, including the damning revelation that his specific type of brain cancer was originally discovered by a Nazi scientist who helped Jews escape the Holocaust. Daniel was also denounced for flashing what the sleuths determined to be a notorious gang sign in Trump’s direction during the speech.
OK, calm down: That didn’t actually happen, but Democrats and their media allies are fast approaching the point of being impossible to satirize.
What actually happened: Jasmine Crockett, a congresswoman from Texas who is generally regarded as a “future star” of the Democratic Party, urged Trump to “stop being Putin’s ho,” which Urban Dictionary defines as “Prostitute, Whore, Hooker, Tramp, Slut,” or “A word Santa Claus says three times when he sees your wife, mother, and sister together in the same room.” Maxine Waters, the Democratic congresswoman who is somehow even older than Joe Biden, semi-coherently accused Elon Musk of using his “high-technology ass” to rig the 2024 election for Trump. Cory Booker, the U.S. senator and confirmed bachelor, tickled a child while screaming about how “charged up” he was after Trump’s speech.This is what #Resistance looks like: Gross. Something tells us Democrats haven’t quite figured out how they’re going to win back all the young and working-class voters who find them old and lame and oppressive.
Racism check: No, it’s not racist to make fun of a liberal white lady and “racial justice” advocate who boosted her career in Ivy League academia by pretending to be an “American Indian” only to find out via DNA test decades later that she was 99.9 percent white, or “white AF.” In addition to being outraged that Trump brought joy to a child battling cancer, journalists and other Democrats shrieked in agony after the president referred to the aforementioned liberal white lady, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D., Mass.), as “Pocahontas.”
Nandita Bose, a White House correspondent for Reuters, accused Trump of using a “racial slur.” MSNBC columnist Michael Cohen called it “unambiguously racist.” Pardon the expression, but HOW? Warren was once hailed as the “first woman of color” on the faculty of Harvard Law School. She contributed recipes to a Pow Wow Chow cookbook, for crying out loud (like a wolf does to the blue corn moon). She’s been denounced by actual Native Americans. Don’t blame Trump for coming up with a hilarious nickname for your fake Indian friend.
American tragedy: You’re never going to believe this, but Politico reported this week that Hunter Biden, the career crackhead, strip club aficionado, and senior White House adviser, is running out of money. As it turns out, sales of Hunter’s “artwork” have declined dramatically since his father, Joe Biden, ended his reelection campaign due to age-related brain impairment. He’s sold only one painting (for just $36,000) over the past 14 months, compared to 27 (for a total of $1.5 million) in the first few years of his father’s presidency. As a result, he’s amassed “significant” debts while attempting to keep up with the child support payments he owes to the daughter he refused to acknowledge after denouncing her mother as a common ho. He has also claimed that “millions of dollars” worth of his paintings (that no one wants to buy anymore) were destroyed in the Los Angeles wildfires. Bless his heart. Apart from that one measly pardon from his dad, the poor guy just can’t catch a break.
‘Eat S—t, Motherf—er’: The Other Hunter Biden Story
“Given the positive feedback and reviews of my artwork and memoir, I was expecting to obtain paid speaking engagements and paid appearances, but that has not happened,” Hunter wrote in a court filing asking a federal judge to drop a defamation lawsuit he filed in 2023 against Trump supporter Patrick Byrne. This is the same guy who, according to his poor-selling memoir, Beautiful Things, still thinks he got into Yale Law School—when his father was a senior member of the Senate Judiciary Committee—because he wrote and submitted an amazing poem as part of his application.
Happy (Belated) Birthday: Chelsea Clinton turned 45 last week. As far as we know she’s the only presidential scion in American history whose wedding was attended by a convicted sex trafficker.
WTF headline of the week: “UN judge treated slave ‘with love.'” Lydia Mugambe, a United Nations judge (which is a real job, apparently), is on trial after she “allegedly tricked a young woman into coming to the United Kingdom to work as her slave,” according to the BBC. Mugambe reportedly specializes in human rights and humanitarian law.
Uplifting photo of the week: Bald Eagle destroys Canada Goose.
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